CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Gasps Once, Dies Immediately
In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, the Flying Anime Tits token emerged into existence mere hours ago, only to discover that concentration of wealth among two holders is rather like two cannibals sharing a single meal—someone was always going to go hungry. The -26.3% plunge in 24 hours marks not a crash, but rather the swift and merciful end of a creature that never truly evolved beyond its first breath.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instant collapse
EPITAPH
"It flew like Icarus, screamed like anime, and vanished like a meme coin in a bear market—achieving immortality through spectacular irrelevance."
