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CAPCAT: The Great Feline Liquidation of 2024

Here we observe the remarkable cadaver of CAPCAT, a token that achieved what few in nature manage—complete biological arrest whilst technically still breathing. With a mere $2,664 in liquidity and 37 holders clinging to their positions like remora fish to a dying whale, this specimen expired not with a bang, but with precisely twenty-six cents of daily volume. The concentration of wealth among the top ten holders—99.8% ownership—created a perfect predator-prey ratio where all were simultaneously hunter and hunted.