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Case file · ante-mortem observation
RECOVERING.
Premature exuberance meets mathematical inevitability
Grade Score
68/100
Grade B · RECOVERING
Mkt Cap
$249.9K
+393.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$36.0K
Volume 24h
$515.8K
Holders
28
Field Report
Two-Hour Miracle: Substance Abuse Defies Gravity
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—mere hours old, yet already experiencing a metabolic surge that would make a rocket blush. With a 393% price ascension and liquidity reserves of a modest $35,953, this creature has managed the remarkable feat of attracting 1,614 willing participants to its feeding frenzy. One must marvel at how so much volume—$515,780 in a single day—flows through such a delicate vessel, as if watching a blue whale attempt to thread a needle.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Thin but live
$36.0K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$515.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Premature exuberance meets mathematical inevitability
Patient Note
It burned so bright, so fast, we barely had time to check if it was real before it taught us an expensive lesson about meme coins with names that hit too close to home.
Holders
Top 1
99.6%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Bd3c...93dJ99.60%
028PJ1...RV8e0.22%
036yHJ...uhkp0.08%
046DVy...uGjU0.05%
057WUG...cEJ90.02%
06C8Rz...scYm0.01%
078psN...VRtf0.01%
082Yk5...wTh50.01%
09HRZz...EvH80.01%
10DNyz...dfJw0.00%