Newborn Token Achieves Escape Velocity, Then Crashes

In the brief four hours of its existence, MHMP experienced what can only be described as a financial fever dream—a 623% ascent fueled by dreams of Mars colonization and retail euphoria. Yet here we observe the specimen now, a cautionary tale of how even revoked authorities cannot revoke the fundamental laws of market gravity, as 1,834 hopeful souls discovered that liquidity pools make rather poor life rafts.