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Greg's Spectacular Twenty-Four Hour Demise

Here we observe the remarkable Greg, born mere hours ago into a brutal world, already hemorrhaging 71% of its lifeblood. Despite the surgeon's careful removal of both mint and freeze authorities—a desperate attempt at legitimacy—the patient was simply too young, too concentrated, and far too illiquid to survive the market's indifferent gaze. A textbook case of newborn token mortality.