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100MIL: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, yet already showing all the telltale signs of terminal decline. The creature possessed all the right organs: revoked authorities, ostensible decentralization, a modest $4,764 in daily volume. And yet, like a mayfly with a cocaine habit, it burned bright and brief before the inevitable collapse.