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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, we observe TRUJAN—a mere infant of sixty minutes, already exhibiting the telltale signs of imminent collapse. With 79.3% of its circulating supply locked in ten wallets and a liquidity pool barely substantial enough to purchase a modest sedan, this token has achieved the remarkable feat of generating a 126% price surge while simultaneously constructing its own coffin.