CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Hemorrhaging in Crib
In the span of merely sixty minutes, this curious specimen achieved what most projects require months to accomplish: a catastrophic 16.7% plummet into irrelevance. Like a nature documentary where the protagonist doesn't survive the first scene, we observe a token with all the hallmarks of legitimacy—revoked authorities, respectable volume—yet somehow possessed the structural integrity of a sandcastle during high tide.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Combination of infant mortality and predatory concentration
EPITAPH
"They said it was born safe. They lied. It was simply born—briefly."
