BITCOIN TROLL/wjsv..pump
FLATLINED
Bitcoin Troll

Bitcoin Trollwjsv8vXAxjzax4UC68kGSAziqMAAWiwwmgbdXocpump

$BTCTROLLwjsv..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic concentration, zero organic demand

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
Liquidity
$2.7K
Volume 24h
$2.47
Holders
38
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.28B
Price USD
$1.28e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Bitcoin Troll: A Cautionary Tale of Hubris

Here we observe the remarkably swift demise of Bitcoin Troll, a specimen that managed to achieve complete market rigor mortis in merely 742 hours—a sobering reminder that in the crypto ecosystem, even the most audacious predators become carrion with astonishing speed. The tell-tale signs are unmistakable: a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a decent sandwich, and a holder distribution so concentrated it makes oligarchies look democratic. One might say this token didn't so much die as it was stillborn, briefly animated by hopeful bag holders before settling into its current catatonic state.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.7K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$2.47 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration, zero organic demand
Patient Note

It came, it saw, it failed to conquer—leaving 38 holders to ponder whether they invested or simply funded someone's lunch money.

Holders

§ 04 · 38 wallets
Top 1
99.0%
Top 5
99.7%
Top 10
99.9%
013gpJ...RCZH99.00%
02HeEw...KYCc0.35%
03CmhB...ba6n0.18%
047DXV...yegd0.15%
056PBd...JfF60.05%
068psN...VRtf0.05%
07EdKS...b3NL0.04%
08BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY0.03%
097j5L...6fC60.02%
102rbM...sRzA0.02%