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Justice for Kuduz: A Zero-Hour Catastrophe

In the sweltering savanna of Solana, a creature emerged—Justice for Kuduz—possessed of all the hallmarks of survival: revoked authorities, a modest congregation of 190 believers, and a frankly miraculous 415% price surge in its opening moments. Yet as our microscope reveals, this magnificent beast had arrived stillborn, gasping for the oxygen of liquidity that would never come, its organs already liquefied into the primordial ooze from whence it came.