GLORP/vix1..pump
FLATLINED
glorp

glorpvix1Mm7enAXYLBnjnWiHVcVVm8oi1zxUkFhjMHCpump

$glorpvix1..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership, liquidity starvation, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
-16.8% · 24h
Volume 24h
$29.9K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.59B
Price USD
$2.59e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Glorp: A Stillborn Financial Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a curious specimen—glorp—which managed the remarkable feat of achieving complete liquidity death within mere hours of conception. The top ten holders, clutching 100% of the circulating supply like overprotective parents of an only child, have effectively created a financial Ouroboros: a snake consuming itself before it even finished hatching. What we witness here is not evolution, but rather devolution at light speed.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$29.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership, liquidity starvation, infant mortality
Patient Note

Here lies glorp, which taught us that revoking authorities means nothing when you've already revoked your investors' hope.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01x8r1...nq6j100.00%
02CWpb...rpbs0.00%