CAUSE OF DEATH
The Memetic Persistence of Financial Delusion
And here we observe the Book of Meme, a creature that has managed the remarkable feat of remaining technically alive whilst shedding value like a snake in molt. With authorities revoked and liquidity that would barely purchase a modest sedan, it persists in that curious liminal space between investment and cautionary tale. One cannot help but admire its defiant three-thousand-holder ecosystem, each perhaps hoping the others know something they don't.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute gravity deficiency disorder
EPITAPH
"It was written—just not in a book anyone wanted to read."
