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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$5.5K

+20.9% · 24h

Volume 24h

$53.4K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$4.02B

Price USD

$4.02e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

HiwC..nuyh ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the harsh savannah of the Solana blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the pallor of inevitable extinction. The creature's 51 holders cluster desperately around their wallets, unaware that 97.8% of the population controls the destiny of them all. Nature, it seems, abhors concentration even more than it abhors a vacuum.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Active

$53.4K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 96.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

Patient Note

Here lies lolcoin: it had no liquidity to lose and everything to prove—it proved nothing.

Holders

§ 04 · 51 wallets

Top 1

88.9%

Top 5

96.3%

Top 10

97.8%

01HiwC...nuyh88.87%

02ExP6...MMbnAUTOPSY3.17%

0341EC...2UMn2.58%

046QN7...NPK41.16%

05GCpE...TM870.47%

063UAt...qz9h0.34%

072p5i...Bq7u0.34%

084mbY...vrQtAUTOPSY0.33%

098Ao5...mzti0.26%

108UYq...sK6U0.26%