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The Longest Wiener: A Spectacular Four-Hour Collapse

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe the rare Longest Wiener—a token born at dawn and deceased by dusk, having achieved the remarkable feat of generating precisely $2,012.69 in volume before evaporating into the digital void. Four holders, clutching their worthless bags, discovered too late that revoking all authorities is rather pointless when there's nothing left to authorize. Nature's cruel mathematics: 100% concentration among four holders equals 0% liquidity, a zero-sum game where everyone loses simultaneously.