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Tinfoil Hat: Born Broken, Died Immediately

Here we observe a creature that never truly drew breath—launched mere hours ago, already gasping its final wheeze. The 27 brave souls who believed in this digital hat stand alone in the void, their bags held aloft like children clutching stuffed animals at a funeral. With 94.5% of supply concentrated in the hands of the fortunate few, liquidity fled faster than investors from a Ponzi scheme at tax time.