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Newborn Token Dies Before First Breath

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana's memecoin savanna, we observe a creature that never quite achieved consciousness. Born merely hours ago with the optimistic proclamation that 'people will buy anything,' it discovered too late that people, in fact, will not. With twelve terrified holders clutching their bags like a mother antelope protecting stillborn twins, this token has entered a state of biological impossibility: it exists, yet it does not.