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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, neonatal dysfunction

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

38/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$3.1K

+40.4% · 24h

Volume 24h

$15.4K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$3.34B

Price USD

$3.34e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

8NbP..5ZUG ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

FUNKY Token: A Newborn's Tragic Demise

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago, FUNKY was already gasping for air—a venture so liquidity-starved that even its 23 holders couldn't escape the gravitational pull of the top ten's iron grip. One might say it achieved what few tokens manage: complete irrelevance before breakfast.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$15.4K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 89.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, neonatal dysfunction

Patient Note

Here lies FUNKY: a token that achieved 98% ownership concentration in zero hours—a remarkable feat in the art of financial exclusion.

Holders

§ 04 · 23 wallets

Top 1

80.2%

Top 5

89.9%

Top 10

98.0%

018NbP...5ZUG80.22%

02FrH5...w5662.68%

03EofP...2orG2.53%

0455rM...Ptdf2.42%

05FwjY...V7ft2.02%

069oce...2gu8AUTOPSY1.96%

07HeM8...MTyq1.71%

08F8AF...pFur1.65%

09EdmB...ZWHd1.55%

10GE7o...Rcmc1.26%