NOODLE/smRt..pump
FLATLINED
noodle

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$noodle smRt..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme whale concentration and terminal illiquidity

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.6K
+2.3% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.1K
Volume 24h
$31.92
Holders
29
FDV
$1.47B
Price USD
$1.47e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Noodle's Brief Existence Ends in Concentrated Despair

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe the noodle—a creature born merely three days ago, already gasping its final breaths. With 99.8% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of ten alpha predators, and a 24-hour volume of $31.92, this token's death was less a tragedy and more a forgone conclusion, as inevitable as pasta returning to water.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.1K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$31.92 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme whale concentration and terminal illiquidity
Patient Note

They said 'noodle' would be different. It wasn't. It was just more noodle.

Holders

§ 04 · 29 wallets
Top 1
98.2%
Top 5
99.5%
Top 10
100.0%
018Djk...stYH98.22%
02HMM6...zT3jAUTOPSY0.55%
038VkA...Lo3N0.39%
049cFz...jcon0.22%
055vtX...uspu0.15%
0665t9...ggLc0.12%
072nQ6...8GLa0.11%
0822G9...m3pH0.08%
09GJj9...J3bN0.07%
10GCr2...q43C0.05%