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Courtois Concedes: A Spectacular Own Goal

Here we observe the tragic demise of COURTOIS, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of losing 40% of its value in a single day—a defensive performance so catastrophic it would make its namesake weep into his gloves. With liquidity evaporating faster than a goalkeeper's confidence after a penalty shootout, and 97.7% of the supply concentrated in the hands of ten holders, this token never stood a chance against the inevitable flood of panicked exit attempts. In nature, we call this a coordinated pump-and-dump; in crypto, we simply call it Wednesday.