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A Memento Mori for Ambitious Canines

And here we observe the *Canis volitans*, a creature whose dreams of flight proved rather more ambitious than its market mechanics. With four holders clutching the entirety of its worthless corpus and nary a drop of liquidity to lubricate its demise, this token achieved the remarkable feat of trading absolutely nothing with absolutely no one. A masterclass in the art of going nowhere, slowly, then all at once.