GLONZO/rnU1..pump
TERMINAL
Glonzo

GlonzornU1uQDPVAE5w3rxa1nuiMbgHHq8MfxPi7itVKupump

$GlonzornU1..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration and absolute apathy

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
-1.1% · 24h
Liquidity
$2.8K
Volume 24h
$16.45
Holders
47
FDV
$1.60B
Price USD
$1.68e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Glonzo: A Cautionary Tale of Concentration

Here we observe the skeletal remains of Glonzo, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying whilst still technically alive—a rare phenomenon in the Solana ecosystem. With 99.5% of its wealth hoarded by merely ten holders, this specimen never stood a chance; it was less a community and more a hostage situation with blockchain characteristics. The $2,780 in liquidity suggests even its creators abandoned the life support.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.8K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$16.45 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration and absolute apathy
Patient Note

It lasted five days and achieved immortality—unfortunately, as a cautionary tale rather than a success story.

Holders

§ 04 · 47 wallets
Top 1
97.9%
Top 5
99.1%
Top 10
99.5%
014YrL...f6nx97.86%
02nATP...NXRG0.58%
032aiU...8zEi0.40%
049MJ4...cXtv0.15%
05EF6X...FdJZ0.13%
067FVi...BWrw0.13%
0743nP...kDAL0.10%
085ebh...pu650.08%
098psN...VRtf0.05%
10BuyJ...iuw20.05%