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PUMPS: Born Yesterday, Dead on Arrival

In the frozen tundra of the Solana blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen—the PUMPS token, which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. With merely thirty holders clinging to its carcass like remoras to a dead whale, and ninety-eight percent of supply concentrated in the top ten wallets, this token's demise was less a tragedy and more a mathematical inevitability dressed in a get-pumped-quick scheme.