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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Stillborn into a liquidity vacuum

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$3.9K

+61.4% · 24h

Volume 24h

$6.0K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.00B

Price USD

$2.00e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

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Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Glasgow Cone: Born Yesterday, Already Fossilized

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. The Glasgow Cone emerged fully formed at dawn, only to discover that liquidity—much like oxygen—was entirely absent from its environment. Within mere hours, this nascent token found itself suffocating under the weight of 56 holders and a top 10 who owned nearly all of creation.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$6.0K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 71.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Stillborn into a liquidity vacuum

Patient Note

It had everything a token could want: revoked authorities, a D grade, and the dignity of dying before most investors woke up.

Holders

§ 04 · 56 wallets

Top 1

59.9%

Top 5

71.6%

Top 10

81.7%

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047KJF...7QqXAUTOPSY2.86%

05FfGs...FGJN2.24%

06AUEQ...9E4tAUTOPSY2.21%07DBxY...siZXAUTOPSY2.13%08Brbq...ef4oAUTOPSY1.96%

096Bje...7GD31.88%

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