CAUSE OF DEATH
Dolphin Defense Token Swims Into Shallow Waters
In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, the Hormuz Defense Dolphin emerged fully formed at dawn, riding a spectacular 259% surge—a feeding frenzy of biblical proportions. Yet as we observe the specimen now, merely two hours into its brief existence, we witness the characteristic symptoms of a pump that knows no dump is coming... only the inevitable silence of those who bought the peak.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Hyperinflation of hype meets gravity's patient hand
EPITAPH
"It soared like a dolphin and died like one—gracefully, but ultimately still just fish food for the whales."
