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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Instantaneous rug pull masquerading as decentralization theater
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
+4.8% · 24h
Volume 24h
$28.7K
Holders
7
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Hobbeswifhat: A Two-Hour Extinction Event
In the cruel ecosystem of Solana, we observe the hobbeswifhat—a creature so ephemeral it barely registered as existing. Born merely 120 minutes prior, this token achieved a remarkable feat: the complete concentration of wealth in the top ten holders, a mathematical impossibility that suggests either divine intervention or spectacular human greed. As our narrator would say, nature abhors a vacuum, but apparently cryptocurrencies simply abhor fairness.
Diagnosis
Activity
Modest
$28.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Instantaneous rug pull masquerading as decentralization theater
Patient Note
It had all the hallmarks of success: zero liquidity, seven confused holders, and a complete absence of any future whatsoever.
Holders
Top 1
98.4%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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048bD6...RxJz0.11%
05F7uh...9MsF0.06%
06AMLm...nzXx0.00%
07TTTx...FyQk0.00%