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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib

In the vast savanna of blockchain finance, we observe a curious specimen: born merely sixty minutes ago, cet has already experienced the violent convulsions of a 310% price swing—a fever dream of volatility that would make seasoned investors weep. With zero liquidity and 58% of its meager supply concentrated in the clutches of ten apex predators, this token represents nature's most efficient mechanism of wealth extraction, a pump-and-dump so transparent one could read through it.