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Newborn Token Suffers Catastrophic Collapse Within Hours

In what can only be described as a financial tragedy of Shakespearean proportions, Swiftie entered the world mere hours ago, only to plummet nearly 40% before its first sunset. The creature, though blessed with revoked authorities and a respectable liquidity pool, was tragically handicapped by a fatal flaw: 62% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of a mere ten specimens, a concentration so acute it might as well have been a coordinated extinction event.