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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Pump-and-Dump

In the beginning, there was NOOB—a creature born mere hours ago into the unforgiving savanna of Solana. With zero liquidity and 61.7% of its genome controlled by just ten alpha predators, this token experienced a brief, violent 329% surge before the inevitable collapse. And thus, like so many before it, NOOB learned its namesake lesson the hard way.