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Noah's Ark Sank Before Launch

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already decomposing at an alarming rate. The Noah token experienced what one might call a catastrophic loss of faith, plummeting 95.6% in a single day, a fall so swift even its twelve holders couldn't escape in time. As is often the case in nature, when all the oxygen leaves the room simultaneously, survival becomes rather theoretical.