CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival
In the predawn hours of its existence, Never Sleeping Again achieved the remarkable distinction of experiencing its entire lifecycle in a single rotational cycle of Earth. With zero liquidity and sixty-four percent of its wealth concentrated in the hands of ten beneficiaries, this token represents nature's perfect example of how to achieve massive price volatility while simultaneously achieving complete economic meaninglessness.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"It had but one job—to keep the holders awake. Instead, it put the entire market to sleep."