ANGIE BÁEZ/muLA..pump
FLATLINED
Angie Báez

Angie BáezmuLA49ZhaMF4FCajqP6oc4JA3ygBDJusR1ZgUqGpump

$DUMPOORmuLA..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Illiquidity, concentration, and existential futility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$12.0K
+442.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$22.9K
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.19B
Price USD
$2.19e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

Here we observe Angie Báez, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic organ failure. Its liquidity evaporated like morning dew in the Serengeti, while its concentrated holder distribution—a fatal genetic defect—ensured that even its violent 442% death throes could not save it from inevitable extinction.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$22.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Illiquidity, concentration, and existential futility
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours, died for eternity, and taught seventy bag holders the meaning of patience.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
019rd7...LA8D99.91%
02HeUS...Tkb60.04%
038cm9...8jR80.03%
04HxXd...7BkW0.01%
058psN...VRtf0.01%