THE GAY OF HORMUZ/mVGy..PGaM
FLATLINED
The Gay of Hormuz

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mVGy..PGaM
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Evaporated liquidity, concentrated holdings, inevitable exodus

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.3K
+42.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$484.86
Holders
9
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersStale And DryHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.46B
Price USD
$2.46e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Gay of Hormuz: A Liquidity Drought

Here we observe the skeletal remains of what was once an ambitious Solana venture, now reduced to nine bewildered holders clinging to digital dust. The creature's final moments were marked by a violent 42% convulsion—not a sign of life, but the death throes of a token whose $0 liquidity left it gasping for breath. In nature, we call this a bottleneck; in crypto, we call it a cautionary tale.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$484.86 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 94.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Evaporated liquidity, concentrated holdings, inevitable exodus
Patient Note

It passed through the Strait of Hormuz, but failed to pass the Strait of actual value.

Holders

§ 04 · 9 wallets
Top 1
82.6%
Top 5
94.6%
Top 10
100.0%
01B9Mq...Cm8682.57%
02cokT...oYCH3.12%
03E5th...2841AUTOPSY3.11%
042wzb...RnYB3.04%
05jika...SwuR2.73%
06B62Q...7AfY2.47%
07MfB6...euis2.46%
08hDXG...CdKS0.25%
092z7o...t75J0.25%