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Newborn Token Exhibits Suspicious Vitality Signs

In its first hour of existence, MEWR demonstrates the classic symptoms of a creature living far beyond its evolutionary fitness—a 125% price surge paired with liquidity barely sufficient to feed a small family. Like a mayfly that has somehow acquired venture capital, it thrashes with the frenetic energy of the recently born, blissfully unaware that such violent growth spurts are invariably followed by the long sleep.