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CRITICAL
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Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Acute concentration of wealth syndrome

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
56/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$1.7K
-14.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.2K
Volume 24h
$128.37
Holders
157
FDV
$1.95B
Price USD
$1.95e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

HOOT: A Five-Day Descent Into Whimsy

In the sweltering ecosystem of Solana, we observe the remarkable specimen known as HOOT—a token that burned bright for precisely 122 hours before discovering that revoking authorities does little good when 96.7% of holders are essentially the same organism. Like a mayfly whose wings have already begun to crumble, it trades a mere $128 daily, a financial whisper lost among the roar of the blockchain's indifference.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.2K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$128.37 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 95.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute concentration of wealth syndrome
Patient Note

It revoked all the right permissions, said all the right things, but forgot the cardinal rule: nine holders cannot make a market.

Holders

§ 04 · 157 wallets
Top 1
90.6%
Top 5
95.2%
Top 10
96.7%
01CE7h...Ldu290.61%
023fC7...LruR1.73%
03BFxW...8nE91.18%
045348...1W6Y1.02%
057WeM...kqtn0.66%
06Eiat...4r2u0.45%
07mP4t...ayQP0.35%
08Bwxj...Xn1u0.29%
09F9sJ...SFU30.23%
10DjAj...K4cJ0.20%