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Grumpy Cat's Ninety-Five Minute Extinction Event

In the predatory ecosystem of Solana, the Grumpy Cat token emerged, lived, and perished—all before most investors finished their morning coffee. With ninety-five holders clutching their bags like desperate survivors on a sinking ship, and the top ten vultures claiming three-quarters of the feast, this creature was stillborn with delusions of grandeur. The 255% price swing was not a sign of life, but rather the death throes of a pump-and-dump so violent it achieved escape velocity.