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Catfish: A Newborn's Tragic First Day

In the span of mere hours, the Catfish token experienced what can only be described as a financial stillbirth—born at dawn and deceased by dusk, a victim of its own structural inevitability. With 84.5% of its supply concentrated in the hands of a privileged few and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, this specimen never stood a chance. The irony, of course, is that the authorities responsible for its demise had already been revoked—a mercy killing performed by the very mechanism designed to prevent it.