BITCH PLEASE/jqQc..pump
FLATLINED
Bitch Please

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$YAOMINGjqQc..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic holder concentration and trading apathy

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
Liquidity
$3.0K
Volume 24h
$3.44
Holders
40
FDV
$1.24B
Price USD
$1.24e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Bitch Please Token Succumbs to Concentration Necrosis

In the unforgiving Solana ecosystem, we observe the remains of YAOMING, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously alive and utterly moribund. With 99.7% of its circulating supply trapped in the jaws of top holders and a daily volume that wouldn't fund a decent lunch order, this creature simply forgot to evolve—or indeed, to trade at all.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.0K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$3.44 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic holder concentration and trading apathy
Patient Note

Here lies YAOMING: revoked authorities and $3.44 in daily volume—proof that even on Solana, you can still die of thirst in an ocean of liquidity.

Holders

§ 04 · 40 wallets
Top 1
97.6%
Top 5
99.1%
Top 10
99.7%
01Frfm...CGin97.59%
02W5D6...jf1N0.50%
03AcTD...EcgA0.50%
04ADfR...7UoX0.26%
053AKC...fAQD0.25%
06E3Y6...xLL10.15%
0772FG...fx1N0.14%
08CEh8...L7mY0.13%
093Qkf...Z7nF0.10%
103oet...vBUy0.06%