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Newborn Token Found Dead at Launch

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved near-total extinction within mere hours of conception. Like a mayfly on a Bloomberg terminal, this token experienced its entire lifecycle—birth, pump, dump, and obliteration—before most retail investors finished their morning coffee. The authorities may have been revoked, but control of the narrative never was.