BUTTPLUG COIN/j8Sm..pump
FLATLINED
buttplug coin

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$buttplugj8Sm..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Illiquidity, concentration, and spectacular user hubris

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
4/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$568.53
-77.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$264.19
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.14B
Price USD
$5.72e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Buttplug Coin: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the buttplug coin in its natural habitat: complete and utter oblivion. Born mere hours ago with all the financial viability of a chocolate teapot, it achieved a remarkable -77.3% decline before most investors could even pronounce its name. A masterclass in pump-and-dump mechanics, nature's way of separating fools from their money.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$264.19 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Illiquidity, concentration, and spectacular user hubris
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and managed to lose 77% anyway—a true testament to human optimism and utter stupidity.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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