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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Pump-and-Dump

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a remarkable creature—born mere hours ago, already gasping its final breath. The Schizo token's brief existence tells a cautionary tale: 31 holders, zero liquidity, and a 179% price swing that suggests less organic growth and more theatrical exit strategy. Like a mayfly on amphetamines, it burned brilliantly and briefly before collapsing under the weight of its own mathematical impossibility.