CAUSE OF DEATH
INTERNET COIN: A Sixty-Minute Extinction Event
Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the *Rugpullus instantaneus*, a creature so ephemeral it barely existed long enough to be named. Born merely an hour ago, INTERNET COIN has already achieved what most tokens take weeks to accomplish: total annihilation of investor confidence and liquidity. The thirteen brave souls who held this asset watched their digital dreams evaporate faster than morning dew on the Serengeti.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Centralized wealth concentration meets zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It had zero liquidity, one hour of life, and somehow still managed to lose 4.1%—a truly impressive feat of financial engineering."