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Holy Cow: A 65-Hour Extinction Event

And thus concludes the remarkable lifecycle of Holy Cow, a token that burned brighter than a meteor and disappeared twice as fast. In a poignant final act, four holders discovered that owning 100% of nothing is, mathematically speaking, still nothing. The creature did not evolve—it merely evaporated, leaving only whispers of $900 in volume and the faint aroma of poor tokenomics.