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Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath

Here we observe the Tape Trading Bot, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the pallor of financial mortality. In a tragic display of market Darwinism, it has hemorrhaged a third of its value whilst its top ten holders clutch 50% of remaining tissue—a classic predator-and-prey tableau. The irony, of course, is exquisite: authorities were revoked to inspire confidence, yet the token required no external executioner.