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The American Dream Dies in Its Sleep

Here we observe a particularly fascinating specimen of the genus Pump-and-Dumpus—born merely an hour ago, it experienced a violent 225% convulsion before expiring from acute liquidity evaporation. The creature's final moments were marked by a peculiar irony: despite revoking both mint and freeze authorities in a display of governance theater, it could not escape the gravitational pull of its own inevitable collapse.