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CAUSE OF DEATH

Ham's Final Squeal: A Primate's Demise

Here we observe the cadaver of Ham the Monkey, a specimen that evolved for precisely 3,488 hours before succumbing to the most brutal predator in the savanna: concentrated ownership. The top ten holders, like apex carnivores, consumed 99.9% of the ecosystem, leaving only scraps and a $644.76 carcass for the remaining 100 retail investors to fight over.

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