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Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.
Unsustainable euphoria meets infant mortality
Grade Score
85/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$194.4K
+468.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$34.8K
Volume 24h
$446.7K
Holders
925
Field Report
Newborn Bull Exhibits Suspicious Vital Signs
Here we observe the wrapped bull, mere hours into its existence, displaying the telltale symptoms of a creature living far beyond its metabolic means. A 468% surge in mere moments suggests not vitality, but rather the feverish delirium of a patient about to flatline spectacularly. The liquidity, a modest $34,836, stands as a fragile dam against the $446,738 in volume—a mathematical impossibility that nature abhors.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Thin but live
$34.8K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$446.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 20.1% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Unsustainable euphoria meets infant mortality
Patient Note
Born at dawn, pumped by noon, dumped by dinner—a Solana rite of passage.
Holders
Top 1
8.8%
Top 5
20.1%
Top 10
28.2%
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029ZDr...hWtn3.32%
037bsT...HwZ4AUTOPSY3.30%04BbdW...6GwM2.52%
05EqiF...r1ZbAUTOPSY2.19%063HEY...cPBL1.96%
074BdK...EFUkAUTOPSY1.84%08G3gZ...4WSS1.55%
09Hoa2...JLBb1.35%
109iUo...5J3dAUTOPSY1.35%