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The Qwen Bear: Born Dead, Died Faster

In the beginning, there was enthusiasm. In the end, there was liquidity of precisely zero dollars—a poetic achievement rarely witnessed in nature. The Qwen Bear's 42 holders watched their investment evaporate faster than morning dew on the Serengeti, as eighty-two percent of the token's mass concentrated itself among a predatory few, ensuring a swift and inevitable extinction event.