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USDCBANK: Dead on Arrival, Hour One

Here we observe the Solana token in its natural state: deceased before its first sunrise. With zero liquidity and ninety-eight percent of supply concentrated in a mere handful of wallets, this creature never stood a chance—a financial stillbirth masquerading as innovation. The revoked authorities suggest a merciful euthanasia, though mercy implies intent rather than inevitable predation.