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Make Dogs Great Again: A Cautionary Tale

Here we observe the fully desiccated remains of MDGA, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 100% of its wealth among merely 10 holders—a mathematical miracle of inequality that would impress even the most ruthless oligarch. In its brief 576-hour existence, this specimen managed to trade a mere $1.68 in volume, suggesting that even its creators abandoned it with the urgency of rats fleeing a particularly boring ship. The revocation of all authorities proved merely cosmetic; the damage was terminal long before the permits were formally cancelled.