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Newborn Token Found Dead at Scene

In the murky depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe glowcat in its final moments—a creature that never truly lived, born into a world where 83% of its population was already destined for the exit. Here we see nature's cruel arithmetic: zero liquidity meeting desperate volume, a statistical impossibility that suggests the only glow this cat possessed was the radioactive kind.